WHAT DO WOMEN WANT?

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OK today i ask what do women want?

 

They say you can “look but don’t touch” but They let us drink.

 

They want you to say things like “i love you”, and “you look nice today” but they want you to tell the truth.

 

They want us to listen but they sound so boring, repetitive, and Angry.

 

They don’t like it when we go to the pub and thats only because thats where you meet them.

 

Multitasking

Last night my house mate came throw the front door to find me setting on the couch mobilephone in my left hand txting, chicken in my right, and playing boxing on xbox with my feet…. who said blokes can’t multitask